Youwek

Youwek

I am not responsible for the virus!
Title	Deer Ambassador
Species	Wolf/Deer (not really)
Created	N/A
Abilities/Skill set	N/A
Relationship	N/A

Youwek, also known as OGWek ^(infected), is a wolf furry, active server member of the Star Observatory, Apple Fan Boy™, web developer, virus scientist and biological warfare expert, Wek-Virus Patient Zero, ambassador of the Secret Deer Society of the Star Observatory, wanted war criminal, and undocumented server immigrant.

Fursona

Youwek is an anthropomorphic wolf character with sleek aesthetic. He is a lilac-purple wolf with soft gradients of pastel pink and pale cream fur accents. He is often seen wearing a pink hoodie to match his fur as well as round glasses.

Deer Ambassador

In April 2025, Youwek posted a commissioned illustration of himself featuring a majestic rack of antlers, sparking widespread confusion and curiosity. Was this a joke? A furry fashion statement? A declaration of cervine intent?

Youwek clarified in a follow-up post:

I am a deer.

Rejection by the Server Deer Population

Youwek’s initial bid for deerhood was met with immediate skepticism, hesitation, and—in some corners of the cervine community—mild spiritual offense. Upon unveiling his antlered commission in the #art-hall channel, reactions from the server’s native deer population ranged from confused to deeply concerned.

Despite his sincere captions and multiple antler angles presented in follow-up posts, members of the Secret Deer Society remained unimpressed. A formal conducted poll resulted in a 78% vote against cervine recognition for Youwek.

The council issued an official statement:

“While we appreciate Mr. Youwek’s enthusiasm and inventive approach to identity, true deerhood is not something that can be glued, snapped, or photoshopped on. We invite him to reflect beneath the Moonlit Salt Lick and become deer.”

Following the rejection, Youwek did not lash out. Instead, he doubled down on his quest for acceptance, respectfully declining to remove his antlers and beginning a tireless campaign of deer outreach that would eventually earn him the title of Deer Ambassador.

Rise to Deer Ambassador

Following his formal rejection from the Secret Deer Society, most assumed Youwek would quietly return to his wolfy ways—perhaps howling into the distance or dramatically removing his clip-on antlers in defeat. Instead, he embarked on a slow-burning campaign of cervine charm and political redemption that would eventually lead to one of the most unexpected appointments in Star Observatory history.

Post-Rejection Behavior That Caught Attention

• Voluntarily cleaned up after the Jelly Incident of 2025 (while wearing mittens)
• Attended every public deer etiquette seminar
• Donated acorns to the annual “Stags for Stability” fundraiser
• Hosted a cross-species potluck titled “From Fang to Fawn: Building Bridges”
• Created the Discord bot @DeerPicz which posted gentle deer pictures every 12 hours (none were ever not cute)

Despite lingering skepticism, Youwek’s relentless effort began to sway hearts—particularly among younger deer members who found his mix of determination and chaos “refreshingly earnest.” A second vote was held in the Secret Deer Society’s Reform Sub-Council, and on May 1, 2025, Youwek was granted the honorary and experimental title of Deer Ambassador.

This position, never before held by a non-deer, came with both ceremonial and practical responsibilities:

• Representing deer interests at multi-species gatherings
• Promoting peaceful coexistence between wolfkind and cervines
• Ensuring no future jelly events involve incineration (a joint effort with Ark’s fire prevention committee)
• Wearing his antlers respectfully, even during voice chat sessions

His antlers, once a symbol of cultural confusion, were officially blessed with the Minor Rite of Cervine Recognition, conducted beneath the Glimmering Salt Lick Altar, with at least two actual deer crying (allegedly due to pollen, but still meaningful).

Youwek now serves proudly in his role, often seen mediating small disputes between herbivores and carnivores in voice chat, sipping digital tea in antlers that no longer fall off when he nods too hard.

Undocumented Alien Status

In early 2025, a foreign digital entity known as Youwek attempted to gain unauthorized access to the Star Observatory Discord Zone, a semi-sovereign digital nation governed by Administrator Rano under the Selective Furry Admission Act (SFAA). The server, renowned for its tight border policy and strict vibe control, had not seen an unvetted wolf gain entry in over three updates.

While Youwek’s documentation included a clean reference sheet and a verified silly little guy license, his application was denied on technical grounds—namely, he howled too loudly across server lines and raised suspicion for prior Wek activities. He also attacked local deer population too often, making the server leaders cite safety concerns for cervine members.

The Border Defense Protocol

During this era, Star Observatory’s admission policy was likened to the digital furry equivalent of North Korea, complete with:

• Emotional background checks
• Media profile audits
• Psychic aura scans
• An algorithmic vibe sieve (later banned by the Geneva Convention)

Administrator Rano was quoted in an internal memo as saying:

“We don’t ban wolves. We just don’t let them in until we know they’re emotionally hydrated.”

Known Entry Attempts

• Attempt 1 (via Selm): Rejected on technicality; insufficient silliness per capita
• Attempt 2 (via Selm again): Flagged by BorderBot 2.0 for “trying too hard”
• Attempt 3 (rogue deer): Denied, DNA failed to match cervine tables

Widespread Smuggling of Vibes

While denied formal entry, Youwek’s presence was felt. Friends such as Selm, Space, and Aszuel were confirmed smugglers of "vibe-based contraband," often transporting inside jokes and lore fragments across server borders.

Meanwhile, Youwek was left wandering the digital wilderness, forced to set up a tent in general VC. He would be seen begging other furries—namely deer, for some reason—to smuggle him across server borders. He would go as far as to offer “to wek” as a payment for smuggling. This was, until his admission in late January, considered digital prostitution by server policy.

Final Breach and Legalization

The turning point came after the Ash Exception, where a user named Ash was admitted through a loophole known as the “Selm’s Whim Clause”. This move, done without screening, caused Youwek to push for one last admission.

Selm then launched Operation LetTheBoyIn, lobbying for Youwek’s admission with renewed force. Rano, either moved by the passionate plea or tired of border paperwork, suspended the Border Protocol entirely, granting Youwek emergency asylum status and full fur-based citizenship.

Post-Entry Developments

• Youwek became a naturalized Star Observatory citizen, complete with voting rights in polls
• Border control was quietly decommissioned

Critics to the Admission

Three months after Youwek’s initial admission, he created and released the Wek Virus in the server. As of May 5, 2025, the pandemic is still ongoing.